A new pastor was visiting his parishioners at home.At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answered his repeated knocks on the door.Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins; "Behold, I stand at the door and Knock."Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!!! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Long Live OPASS! DAL
