Doctor: Do u drink? Patient: Never,never. Not at all. Doctor:Do u smoke? Patient:No. No. Never in my life. Doctor:Do u flirt? Patient: No. God forbid. Doctor: Do u gossip? Patient: No. May God not allow it. Doctor:So u dont do anything bad? Patient:I think, i do. Doctor: What is it? Patient: I tell big, big LIES.
